I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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