Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
