Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
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There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
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I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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