We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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