Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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