Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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