I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
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It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
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The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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