I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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