i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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