If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Randomize
