I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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