with your own penis?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
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we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
they're like a gay fantastic four
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
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I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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