why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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