you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Randomize
