It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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