For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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