I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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