The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
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