**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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