Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
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they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
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Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
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