Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
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her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
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She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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