Don't you send me to vm
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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