Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
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What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
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Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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