You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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