butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
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