we're blogging at a bar
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
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An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
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Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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