I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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