So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
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i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
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If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
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