I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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