remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
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Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
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Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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