Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
there is glitter all over my balls
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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