I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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