It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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