If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
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I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
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It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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