whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
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I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
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This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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