I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
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I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
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yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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