This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
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I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
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We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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