So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
you never un-have a 4some
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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