I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
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