Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
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