Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
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You slow clapped the stripper last night.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
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He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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