pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I can feel your judgement through the phone
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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