You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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