oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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