Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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