It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
she pinky promised me she was 18
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You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
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I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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