are you still at the devil's house?
You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
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I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
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I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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