Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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