This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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