Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
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