Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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