so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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