Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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