his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
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We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
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you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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